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By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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By the other man - 28/08/2013 03:11 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML

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By etsl - 26/10/2008 12:07 - France

Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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By Oliver Beck - 17/10/2020 08:03

Today, I found out the girl I like is in love with someone else. Five weeks ago, she told me she's never been in love. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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You deserved it 3 079

By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 06:32 - Canada - Regina

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

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You deserved it 4 709

By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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You deserved it 4 868

By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

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Ariane89 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 17:13

It took you 6 months to find out this person was gay? What did you guys talk about? The weather?

emoose 1

Friday 10 April 2009 7:30

wow im so sorry but ive got one for you i liked a girl who didnt have the same feelings so i moved on to another girl who gave the same reaction...i learned a few months after that they were both gay...together

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Ariane89 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 17:13

It took you 6 months to find out this person was gay? What did you guys talk about? The weather?

MetalCraze 11

Monday 1 June 2009 15:48

dude maybe she is just telling you she is gay so you will leave her alone

Danielcremeans 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:50

Danielcremeans 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:52

Life suds

blobxmaster13 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:17

oh wow... aww:(. thats sad...

MissFreshx7 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:49

hahahha lmfao

Calingrad 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:18

be friends with her! Then you can discuss girls with her and get inside information

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:01

hha #9.

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Friday 26 June 2009 6:16

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Sappho_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 22:15

Aww I'm sorry to hear that. :( I hope you can find someobe else!

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