Work, Customers, Awkward and Cancer: Nosferatu

Nosferatu

By Kristache - 02/07/2009 08:31 - Canada

Today, at the restaurant I work at, I gave a man back his change and told him to enjoy the sunny day. He replied by dramatically saying that the sun was his mortal enemy. Thinking he was joking, I asked him if he was a vampire. Turns out he has skin cancer. FML

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You deserved it 16 398

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By fifthtimesacharm - 26/04/2011 15:03

Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 909

You deserved it 5 557

By yawho - 25/02/2009 07:25 - Japan

Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 382

You deserved it 9 863

By TooSunnyForSkin - 05/06/2013 04:22 - United States - Huntington

Today, I found out my work gave me a vacation for my performance. It's a trip to somewhere in the Caribbean, with the nickname "The Sunniest Place on Earth." I have skin cancer. FML

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You deserved it 4 202

By GlowInTheDark - 09/12/2011 07:41 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 677

You deserved it 3 969

By anonymous - 24/09/2011 15:22 - United States

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 396

You deserved it 4 719

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 284

You deserved it 3 920

By Anonymous - 22/09/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, my boss told me his cancer test results came back positive. I congratulated him and asked how he planned to celebrate. It turns out a positive cancer test result is a bad thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 762

You deserved it 62 616

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2020 08:08

Today, a salesman came to the door and I assumed the guy was peddling solar stuff. Before the poor guy had a chance to say anything, I blurted out, "We don't need any, we only spend $80 on electricity in the summer." He pointed to his shirt and replied, "I'm an exterminator." I then tried to awkwardly apologize. FML

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You deserved it 1 691

You what now?

By ashley anne - 16/10/2022 04:00

Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 681

You deserved it 150

By lollipopgreen - 01/10/2011 12:33 - United States

Today, I walked into a gas station to get a bag of chips. Upon moving towards the counter to pay, I noticed the cashier had what looked like a golf ball stuffed in his cheek. I said to him in a joking manner, "That's a huge pinch of dip!" His reply, "It's mouth cancer." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 621

You deserved it 51 710

ForestFire0 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:07

Maybe if he talked like a regular person instead of like a vampire

Telcontar14 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:13

he actually said mortal enemy? Dude, don't sweat it, if he's talking like that he's just begging for such comments.

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ForestFire0 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:07

Maybe if he talked like a regular person instead of like a vampire

BBGood_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:59

yea ik

4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:01

I think you have the wrong FML, this one is about the skin cancer and the sun.

humorizer 14

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:03

I thought vampires only sparkle in the sun? I'm looking at you number 11. Haha.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:09

Woah. I think someone hacked my account. I did NOT write that. New account time. /: that's freaky O_o

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meeeep 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 22:27

did your read the FML before posting that comment "ladykitty"?

calikola 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 22:46

Hahaha #1 has the best comment. Also, it's more like F his life, not yours.

Zomlette 0

Friday 3 July 2009 1:48

26: She asked him if he was a vampire in a joking tone. Reading comprehension. (Okay, that was kind of bitchy, sorry.)

fmlchanel 0

Friday 3 July 2009 7:45

Hahhaha wrong fmll kidd.

peaceloveswim94 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:39

thank you for saying this. i agree 100% percent.

carrie84 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:09

ouch! next time say have a wonderful day

Finnboghi 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:30

Indeed, plenty of people hate the sun for various reasons.

VolcanoTheDragon 20

Monday 17 November 2014 23:43

Especially here in england. Its amazing on the first few days of summer, but after the first week or so we practically start to melt. England weather sucks.

Lindsay46789 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:11

I hate to say it, but I laughed.

Richieq212 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:12

benchwarmers anyone?

wingedvictorian 0

Friday 3 July 2009 5:24

yess

ClaireBear9087 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 6:25

awesomeee movie

Telcontar14 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:13

he actually said mortal enemy? Dude, don't sweat it, if he's talking like that he's just begging for such comments.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:23

I was thinking just that. I mean... skin cancer isn't going to come to mind when someone says 'mortal enemy'. I'm just happy nobody's made a Twilight joke yet or saying something like, "What? Vampires only sparkle in the sun. FYL for not knowing that."

ImaBmyLonurTees 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:45

Too late. Twilight is an abomination of the vampire myth. Vampires in the sun? Pfftt.

divineinstrument 2

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:58

#5 speaks the truth. He clearly wanted some vampire slur coming his way. "The sun is my mortal enemy" could have been the words of Dracular himself.

Alanna_Vicious 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:54

Thank You!

zrhcrx 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:14

Wow, that guy was pretty rude...

rixbury 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:15

That sucks for that dude, but he shouldn't be a d-bag to you and make you feel bad fore being nice. Keep on being friendly and know that there will be those sad, hurt people out there that are just generally mean and negative.