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By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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By the other man - 28/08/2013 03:11 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML

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By etsl - 26/10/2008 12:07 - France

Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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By Oliver Beck - 17/10/2020 08:03

Today, I found out the girl I like is in love with someone else. Five weeks ago, she told me she's never been in love. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 06:32 - Canada - Regina

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

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Ariane89 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 17:13

It took you 6 months to find out this person was gay? What did you guys talk about? The weather?

emoose 1

Friday 10 April 2009 7:30

wow im so sorry but ive got one for you i liked a girl who didnt have the same feelings so i moved on to another girl who gave the same reaction...i learned a few months after that they were both gay...together

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fantasyworld 37

Friday 4 July 2014 18:32

She didn't give any indication?

CaroAurelia 12

Thursday 27 November 2014 18:23

I'm surprised that didn't come up in six months. But at least it's not anything personal.

xRiverSongx 17

Thursday 12 March 2015 0:23

Same thing happened to me, but with a guy! A month later, I discovered I myself am a lesbian.

uchihastephy88 25

Friday 11 September 2015 23:41

Been there, done that.... Except it was a guy and I liked him for two years.

ChicagoSpirit 3

Friday 9 October 2015 14:06

Sorry OP :( There's many more proper, good girls out there for you, remember that!

Berber260 14

Tuesday 15 December 2015 0:02

Dress like a woman and continue

hipposarealpacas 7

Saturday 20 May 2017 13:56

Most of the girls she's trying to date are straight so...

hipposarealpacas 7

Saturday 20 May 2017 13:58

most of the girls she's trying to date are straight

gavanator127 8

Tuesday 10 July 2018 1:22

You now know how it feels for a gay girl to fall in love with a straight girl XD

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