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By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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By the other man - 28/08/2013 03:11 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML

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By etsl - 26/10/2008 12:07 - France

Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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By Oliver Beck - 17/10/2020 08:03

Today, I found out the girl I like is in love with someone else. Five weeks ago, she told me she's never been in love. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 06:32 - Canada - Regina

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

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You deserved it 4 709

By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

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Ariane89 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 17:13

It took you 6 months to find out this person was gay? What did you guys talk about? The weather?

emoose 1

Friday 10 April 2009 7:30

wow im so sorry but ive got one for you i liked a girl who didnt have the same feelings so i moved on to another girl who gave the same reaction...i learned a few months after that they were both gay...together

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ecascio2010 9

Sunday 30 January 2011 4:10

didn't get the hints, her kissing girls or talking about it to know....

voltron_cometh 0

Monday 18 April 2011 19:39

No she's not. She just doesn't want to date you!

cocobulla1 4

Sunday 22 May 2011 9:51

really 44? lol threesomes are so stupid the guys r rubbing wood while each try to shove it up her..... just stick to one on one

MaryPoppins88 14

Monday 23 May 2011 16:28

now all you need is a sex change lol

grrrrmetigers 0

Monday 23 May 2011 22:28

girls cant be gay... lol it would be lesbian dude. good try

minnx 1

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:48

ugh damn gays, seems like everyone nowadays is becoming like that

UMad_Bro 3

Wednesday 14 September 2011 6:41

username e. lol

topshot12 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 6:43

I know exactlt how that feels!

burnsie22 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:36

Tap that

Ninetales247 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:38

its lesbian. -__-

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