By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

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Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
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Lennsik 4

It isn't the gift that keeps on giving, but you might want to give her a good call or two to all her other lovers.

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toelie 26

Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.

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underpaid011 0

tell every guy you ever knew, keep away from syphilis sue.

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Equin0x 0

Well it was a give and take situation.

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kportal69 5

at least it's not herpes!!

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smartguy13v 2

at least gonorea is easily treatable, it's just a shot. and also ask yourself, "was it worth it?" if the sex was bad then fyl if it wasn't and it was amazing. then you should be happy

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pokopiko 9

your brother is awesome.

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kenshinjapan 2

Don't forget to bring a towel!

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guppy40000 0

ydi for sleeping with a dirty chick. Condoms dont protect from shit like that. They just stop pregnancy and even that isnt a hundred percent gauranteed. Hope you learned a valuable lesson about being careful where you stick your weiner from now on.

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hallucinog3n 0

lolololol please tell me that is not a serious statement... i refuse to believe that you could be that stupid (although you are on the internet so that doesn't help)... just so you are fully aware, condoms are meant not only to prevent pregnancy (for which their effectiveness is something along the lines of 99.9%), but ALSO to prevent STDs!!! omgomgomg #facepalm #FTL

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lucas755 1

She took more than she gave to me I gave my love, I got an STD! Cookie to anyone who gets this.

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