Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
ohbutno
🌶️ Spicy
Late results
Today, I found out that not only did I get the best blowjob of my life on New Year's Eve, I also got gonorrhea. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't shoot the messenger
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
Rowansgonnarow
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Justkillme
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
LinkyMan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it!
Today, I found out my long distance girlfriend gave me chlamydia, after I spent $1k to fly her out for a week. I paid for an STD delivery. FML
Godi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Top comments
Lennsik 4
It isn't the gift that keeps on giving, but you might want to give her a good call or two to all her other lovers.
toelie 26
Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.
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Comments (195)
SadinSherman 16
That sucks for you
completedumbass 0
holy shit what's up with all the condom rymes
tokenblack111 0
It could be a lot worse like the girl u love and also lost it with has been with another 50 men and now she doesn't wanna be with you cause you suck in bes!
atomicbaboon 0
That doesn't seem like a very good trade. You should've at least asked for a baby and compromised from there. But, honestly, be safe. Always wear a seat belt.
HopeLoveMusic 0
There's now a type of gonorrhea that is incurable. It's become immune to treatment. Condoms, in this time, should be everyone's best friend.
ekarjala 0
"Doesn't matter, had sex."
TheMans108 0
wow, what a trade....
invincibleone 0
I know that feel bro. Same thing happened to me, but worse. I was raped for my first time... By a woman that weighed 45 pounds more than me. And I weigh 225
pwnman 33
Ask her for your virginity back then
cryfavreau 10
ever heard of a condom....