Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
ohbutno
🌶️ Spicy
Late results
Today, I found out that not only did I get the best blowjob of my life on New Year's Eve, I also got gonorrhea. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't shoot the messenger
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
Rowansgonnarow
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Justkillme
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
LinkyMan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it!
Today, I found out my long distance girlfriend gave me chlamydia, after I spent $1k to fly her out for a week. I paid for an STD delivery. FML
Godi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Top comments
Lennsik 4
It isn't the gift that keeps on giving, but you might want to give her a good call or two to all her other lovers.
toelie 26
Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.
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Comments (195)
SpanishFutbol201 0
good trade! lmao
brantman 0
she didn't want to leave without exchanging gifts obviously
SirEBC 7
No trade backs!!
gxkon 5
lol that sux
veritoswty6 14
oh no.. poor you..! :(
Delilah712_fml 0
well someone screwed up. maybe next time u should both get checked.
Blue_Barbie 0
And now you've just had ur first practical lesson on STDs!!
esperanza707 0
that fukn sucks!
randombitches1 0
ppl dont know how to use a dam condom these days.....dont be silly wrap that willy.......=P
zembof 3
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