By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

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Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
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Lennsik 4

It isn't the gift that keeps on giving, but you might want to give her a good call or two to all her other lovers.

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toelie 26

Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.

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SpanishFutbol201 0

good trade! lmao

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brantman 0

she didn't want to leave without exchanging gifts obviously

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veritoswty6 14

oh no.. poor you..! :(

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Delilah712_fml 0

well someone screwed up. maybe next time u should both get checked.

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Blue_Barbie 0

And now you've just had ur first practical lesson on STDs!!

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esperanza707 0

that fukn sucks!

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randombitches1 0

ppl dont know how to use a dam condom these days.....dont be silly wrap that willy.......=P

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zembof 3

CONDOM SLOGANS !t 1. Cover your stump, before you hump! 2. Don't be silly, Protect your willy! 3. You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong. 4. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. 5. Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil! 6. Sex is cleaner, with a packaged weiner. 7. Cage that snake, then shake and bake! 8. Cover your vein, then drive her insane. 9. Cap that seeder, before you breed her. 10. Hide ol' Harry, then take her cherry!

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