Today, I found out that the squeaking I've heard for the past three months, that I thought was my guinea pig, is actually my girlfriend cheating on me with my older brother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while watching my guinea pigs have sex, I got jealous. Yeah. It's been that long. FML
Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks and I haven't even kissed her yet. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML
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thaliah 15
Kick your brother's ass and dump the girl.
famvd 15
I'm assuming the squeaking sound is coming from the bed, not the brother...
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Comments (149)
DanielleinDC 34
Sadly, you can't dump the brother, but you sure can dump the girlfriend. Or you could cheat on her with someone else.
Fmlsea 28
ah but you can just because they are family doesnt mean they have to be in your life . its quite common now for families to have issues like these and disown one another .
sezzamozzy 9
She isn't worth your time OP! Sorry to hear but women can be real bitches! As for your "brother" well after my venting anger beating that I would give him, I would never have a brother again. Family doesn't do that to each other and if they do then they definitely don't deserve your forgiveness, love, or even respect! Good luck OP. I hope this works out for you.
wolfsbane_94 10
If it took you 3 months to find out then how did you even find out?
obey_nikki_ 9
Dumb thaat girl. she doesnt deserve you & **** your brother. he betrayed youu.
vlalam 24
That's horrible bro!!!time to dump both ur bro and ur gf... Neither of them have any honesty, commitment or values
80zChyld 2
Ouch!
Inurbusiness123 3
What did OP do when he found out?
Kirikoe 8
What sort of brother would do that kind of thing.. the fact your brother would even do that means he isn't a real brother
brittanyavido 7
Uzzczvzczvzn xazaxô. VZ
Credibleskills 28
Wow what a terrible situation!