Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet, and my wife. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
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Top comments
sunflower226 0
does he wear a speedo?
Brannie 4
this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.
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Comments (185)
SoultheWolf 19
I really hope you're having him arrested and forcing him to pay everything back. Also, for your wife, she was probably sleeping with other guys if she was willing to go with him. But look on the bright side, now you can get a settlement where you don't have to give her anything you own because she commited adultry and you didn't.
latinmustanggirl 0
Well you could always say he tripped and fell into the pool with your laptop while stealing it and got electrocuted and died while your wife was out grocery shopping wink wink wink
FinnTheHuman 1
Wait, he took your gay money?
greekgal44 14
puck from glee?
hotbutthurttoast 13
Sounds like Michael from gta 5
fantasyworld 39
Pool boys always hook up with the wives.
HiddenGod 4
So he took your laptop, your money, and your wife? What, did he just kidnap get or something? Like seriously dude...
dylanm504 1
Why do you need a pool boy are you really that lazy? if you were responsible enough to clean your own pool and do your own work around the house this wouldn't have happened
daemonsparta 16
why a pool boy? seriously your wife picked someone in a dead end loser job. she's stupid