Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
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Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
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bigtaytay 13
First thing that cane to mind is that old song Stacey's mom
Futacy 30
What? No hot sister?
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Comments (143)
MexicanTexasQtt 9
So, your mom is a milf?
holeyman 8
Did the genetics not get passed down to you?
raraisbang 12
Well OP is a guy, so they wouldnt be looking at him anyways. Unless they're bisexual, of course.
Elites1234567890 2
MILF ALERT!!!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Did anybody else think of "Stacy's mom" while reading this?
Scarlettkiss 8
Stacy's mom has got it going on... :D
Pandacupcakelove 26
Stacy don't you see? You're just not the girl for me... Poor Stacy! X)
KiddNYC1O 22
I love that song. "Since your dad walked out your mom could use a guy like me!"
brandon3747 16
Well then be sexy
DarkDaedalus009 8
MILF
reject214 10
So what? Go with it!
idragosani 17
This was the plot of the first episode of "Grounded for Life" :-)
YourDrunkle 4
Can I come over?
mikayla_jay 2
stacy's mom has got it going on!