By soontobewidow - 28/03/2015 09:20 - Turkey - Istanbul

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Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML
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Nevracceptdefeat 26

Dont you hate it when that happens

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Nevracceptdefeat 26

Dont you hate it when that happens

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Rainbow2Cloud 12

I guess he slipped and fell single too.

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RayneSmytson 24

Apparently dead, according to OPs username!

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IndicaPaincakes 28

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aubamas 20

i guess he ran into your knife 10 times (chicago)

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Ikashy73 14

I don't really get why people downvoted that joke, #74, I thought it was pretty clever.

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venomousflower 24

What a total dick!!! You're better off without him

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Riften_Guard 14

It seems like he's got his story straight

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kellyem2 20

I guess you could say they broke up because of "artistic" differences.

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zyzy92 8

I'm not, I'll be looking at the obits for the one that says "Slipped and fell into a knife... several times"

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JayGatsby 25

#34, I think you mean that he accidentally fell into the knife

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superguydude200 5

he accidentally shot himself in the back somehow

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jay_ladybug 19

So I took the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots......into his head!

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AllThatHit 7

He had it coming

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KK3137 31

"Caaaarla. That kills people, Caaaaarla."

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skyeyez9 24

Shoot. Shovel. Shut up. She needs to remember those.

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ChelzTheWolfGirl 29

The reference you just did made my night.

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Acacia21 23

"He accidentally shot his own dick off."

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psychopolarbear 28

A very clumsy one, apparently

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simleader 13

Hope you dump him. Accidents like that are not accidental.

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ptoka 20

I slipped and stumbled down the stairs as she was bent over and we were both naked... No shit these kind of accidents aren't accidental.

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RayneSmytson 24

You divorce a husband, not dump him. Unless it's his corpse.

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AllSoul 23

And according to OP's username, he shall soon be nothing but a corpse.

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Sxylilhalfpint 20

I love the user name.... Cus you know "accidents" do happen.

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Enkeria 30

#23: "so does* jail." Sorry, but improper grammar drives me insane. I hope OP divorced him and that OP dumps her best friend.

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WaltzingPhanthom 23

Accidents. Many kinds of accidents. I'm called an accident.

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poppunkette 22

Sorry to hear it op. I hope you can either sort it out with both which seems very unlikely and no one would blame you if you don't. Or work things out but keep him on a short leash and make it clear to her that you friendship or the remains of it wont be the same or even repairable

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AllSoul 23

I hope OP throws him out on his ass and she never has to see his cheating face ever again. I don't hope they work it out even if she keeps him on a short leash, that's just not healthy for anyone.

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Sethan01 24

They are married so I guess you have a point..cause marriage is you stick together for better or for worse.

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sunnyray812 42

Divorce sounds like a way better option....

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VeganVampyre 26

Sure, 54, except that when they say "for better or for worse" I don't actually think they mean "if the ******** cheats on you, forgive him because he's your husband." That whole "sticking together" thing works a lot better when one of them hasn't just completely and irreparably destroyed the trust and love in the relationship....

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masomak 2

Not when he cheats, that's when death part them

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alexcknott 8

Oh wow my condolences to him he I'm sorry to hear about his accident :(

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Gunguy 11

Perhaps you should have put up a wet floor sign or something. Sounds like a dangerous environment to me.

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