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By loser - 31/07/2012 14:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML

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Tuesday 31 July 2012 17:33

First thing that cane to mind is that old song Stacey's mom

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sweetmama88 6

Tuesday 31 July 2012 20:05

You should be greatful at least your mom is still hot, there are plenty of ugly moms out there and have no friends. Gee I wonder how there life goes on? Be greatful instead of complaining. If that was your only worry , then you don't have nothing to worry about. You should go to some park and play a sport , instead of hanging around the house. Problem solved !

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 31 July 2012 20:22

She is. Good in bed too.

wubbazugg 5

Tuesday 31 July 2012 20:36

Milfs are no joke.

wowthatissad 9

Tuesday 31 July 2012 21:32

Sorry op :( that sucks

SluggerJ 7

Tuesday 31 July 2012 21:37

Jimmy's mom has got it going on

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 31 July 2012 23:26

Loser's mom has got it going on.

YoshiMike13 4

Tuesday 31 July 2012 22:13

first off, i dont think moms are hot ... oh wait. im gay. durr. second, i cant find dads to be hot because of the age difference. how are you attracted to someone who is 20+ years older then you? its just weird.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 1 August 2012 3:16

You know, for someone who's gay, you're pretty close minded...

toxiksedation 5

Wednesday 1 August 2012 4:07

That's just dumb. I find dads super hot, then again I'm a single mom dating a single dad and guess what? Just because he's a dad and I'm a mom doesn't mean we're 40+. We're both in our 20s, so by your logic of "moms and dads" not being hot ever......is just dumb. You're gay though, so I guess you wouldn't find single dads hot because they are either bisexual or don't swing your way? Aka....conflict of interest. Unless maybe he had an adopted/surrgate kid with an ex partner at an earlier age....then what? Not hot just because he has a kid? Just trying to understand the logic here....nope, not working.

whogivesafuck88 10

Wednesday 1 August 2012 11:18

I'm pretty sure he meant his friends dads. Chill out wow

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 31 July 2012 22:35

Hot moms can't be ignored.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 31 July 2012 22:37

your mom is taken...yet I bet they all want to sleep with her...bet your dad is a lucky duck to get a gem like her is always running their minds...now that you know change houses...