Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
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Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
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bigtaytay 13
First thing that cane to mind is that old song Stacey's mom
Futacy 30
What? No hot sister?
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Comments (143)
sweetmama88 6
You should be greatful at least your mom is still hot, there are plenty of ugly moms out there and have no friends. Gee I wonder how there life goes on? Be greatful instead of complaining. If that was your only worry , then you don't have nothing to worry about. You should go to some park and play a sport , instead of hanging around the house. Problem solved !
Calyx_fml 22
She is. Good in bed too.
wubbazugg 5
Milfs are no joke.
wowthatissad 9
Sorry op :( that sucks
SluggerJ 7
Jimmy's mom has got it going on
KiddNYC1O 22
Loser's mom has got it going on.
YoshiMike13 4
first off, i dont think moms are hot ... oh wait. im gay. durr. second, i cant find dads to be hot because of the age difference. how are you attracted to someone who is 20+ years older then you? its just weird.
KiddNYC1O 22
You know, for someone who's gay, you're pretty close minded...
toxiksedation 5
That's just dumb. I find dads super hot, then again I'm a single mom dating a single dad and guess what? Just because he's a dad and I'm a mom doesn't mean we're 40+. We're both in our 20s, so by your logic of "moms and dads" not being hot ever......is just dumb. You're gay though, so I guess you wouldn't find single dads hot because they are either bisexual or don't swing your way? Aka....conflict of interest. Unless maybe he had an adopted/surrgate kid with an ex partner at an earlier age....then what? Not hot just because he has a kid? Just trying to understand the logic here....nope, not working.
whogivesafuck88 10
I'm pretty sure he meant his friends dads. Chill out wow
KiddNYC1O 22
Hot moms can't be ignored.
worldclassrager 41
your mom is taken...yet I bet they all want to sleep with her...bet your dad is a lucky duck to get a gem like her is always running their minds...now that you know change houses...
brandonwong 18
Stacy's mom has got it goin on!
hateevryone 15
Well...is she?