Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
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RabenSchwartz
| 3
stacys mom....
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FYLDeep
| 25
Yeah #3. I thought #1 was pretty creepy too. I mean what the hell is she smiling at. Is she looking at me? Awkward...
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Hgielad_720
| 0
:)
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Hgielad_720
| 0
what a creep! haha
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FYLDeep
| 25
Yeah #3. I thought #1 was pretty creepy too. I mean what the hell is she smiling at. Is she looking at me? Awkward...
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Hgielad_720
| 0
Oh wow. Lol. I would normally be mad, but that was pretty funny :)
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IphonFML
| 6
romanticly creepy?
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_TONGAN_
| 5
Wow this is "Bad Romance"...
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Krajjan
| 9
Take it as a compliment. You've got a MILF and a friend that'll do about anything for you to put in a good word. If he becomes your new dad, no more curfew. Takes teamwork to live the dream, man.
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person4
| 1
are you alex gaskarth and is your best friend Jack barakat...? lol
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RabenSchwartz
| 3
stacys mom....
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nycy
| 0
has got it going on
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RabenSchwartz
| 3
and I've waited for so long
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ChrisSG
| 0
so Stacy can't you see
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FFML_314
| 11
you're just not the......one for me?
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DaphneLovesDerby
| 2
Stacy can't you see you're just not good for me.
#10 you fail loool jk :) <3
#10 you fail loool jk :) <3
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WYK_fml
| 0
You're just not the girl for me* ^^
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fritz2
| 0
I like to move it move it
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dingdong666
| 0
never gonna give you up
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ChrisSG
| 0
baby baby baby oh!~
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changetheworld
| 0
this guy just made it the worst. ^^
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Ohnocurly
| 0
And that's the "bestest" comment of them all!!
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gggfrt
| 0
SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE!
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seanders
| 10
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
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J1bbl3
| 3
google it brah
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Lucidium
| 0
Lmao, FML favourited just for that comment string.
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PulseEffects
| 0
when your......climbing up a ladder and u feel something splatter.......oh wait I'm getting off subject here D:
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wanda4u2
| 2
LMAO!! this is the funniest non continual chain of comments I have ever seen.
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yosho123
| 0
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on,
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on,
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on,
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on.
Stacy can I come over after schoo-oo-oo-oo-ool,
(After school)
We can hang around by the poo-oo-oo-oo-ool,
(Hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip,
(Business trip)
Is she there, or is she tryin' to give me the sli-i-i-i-ip,
(Give me the slip)
You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be,
I'm all grown up now,
Baby can't you see.
[Chorus]
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on,
She's all I want,
And I've waited for so long,
Stacy can't you see,
You're just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong,
But I'm in love with Stacy's Mom.
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on,
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on.
Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn,
(Mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel oh-oh-oh-oh-on,
(Towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared,
(Way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over ther-re-re-re-ree,"
(Spot over there)
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/stacys-mom-lyrics-fountains-of-wayne.html ]
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy,
But since your dad walked out,
Your mom could use a guy like me.
[Chorus]
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on,
She's all I want,
And I've waited for so long,
Stacy can't you see,
You're just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong,
But I'm in love with Stacy's Mom.
[Instrumental Section]
[Chorus]
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on,
She's all I want,
And I've waited for so long,
Stacy can't you see,
You're just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong,
I'm in love with Stacy's Mom.
I'm in love with Stacy's Mom,
Oh-oh, oh-oh,
I'm in love with Stacy's Mom,
Oh-oh, oh-oh,
Wait a minute,
Stacy can't you see,
You're just not the girl for me.
I know it might be wrong,
But I'm in love with Stacy's Mom.
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on,
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on,
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on.
Stacy can I come over after schoo-oo-oo-oo-ool,
(After school)
We can hang around by the poo-oo-oo-oo-ool,
(Hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip,
(Business trip)
Is she there, or is she tryin' to give me the sli-i-i-i-ip,
(Give me the slip)
You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be,
I'm all grown up now,
Baby can't you see.
[Chorus]
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on,
She's all I want,
And I've waited for so long,
Stacy can't you see,
You're just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong,
But I'm in love with Stacy's Mom.
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on,
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on.
Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn,
(Mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel oh-oh-oh-oh-on,
(Towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared,
(Way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over ther-re-re-re-ree,"
(Spot over there)
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/stacys-mom-lyrics-fountains-of-wayne.html ]
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy,
But since your dad walked out,
Your mom could use a guy like me.
[Chorus]
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on,
She's all I want,
And I've waited for so long,
Stacy can't you see,
You're just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong,
But I'm in love with Stacy's Mom.
[Instrumental Section]
[Chorus]
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on,
She's all I want,
And I've waited for so long,
Stacy can't you see,
You're just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong,
I'm in love with Stacy's Mom.
I'm in love with Stacy's Mom,
Oh-oh, oh-oh,
I'm in love with Stacy's Mom,
Oh-oh, oh-oh,
Wait a minute,
Stacy can't you see,
You're just not the girl for me.
I know it might be wrong,
But I'm in love with Stacy's Mom.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
I'm really bummed no one added "I know it might be wrong" where it was oh-so appropriate. :[
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FFML_314
| 11
I tried to combo break this thread, but they didn't care! LOL!
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kingghidorah
| 10
I like the attempted rick roll as well.
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raineydayes
| 0
So let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel!
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iHOOT4Hooters
| 0
Chocolate Rain.... I had to say one popular song. :P
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jakii_
| 0
lol haiti lover
and 26?
talk about creepy
and 26?
talk about creepy
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glambert1998
| 0
has fun
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_TONGAN_
| 5
wow #10 you suck...you screwed up the whole thing!!!!
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PieInTheSky24
| 0
never gonna let you down
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Hankjeter
| 0
never gonna run around
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ggggiggity
| 0
So, you've got a MILF. I'm having a hard time seeing the FYL here. Your mom is hot, your kids will probably turn out great looking, as long as you don't marry Ugly Betty or something.
Plus if your friend is really horny he'll be over. Maybe in a few minutes.
Plus if your friend is really horny he'll be over. Maybe in a few minutes.
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Illyssa_fml
| 4
Hahaha!! That's terrible!
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Tikwichka
| 5
Ah, it's not that bad... I had a friend who fancied my mum. I was about 15 at the time I think. Almost everything he said related to how hot my mum was. I just found it hilarious, I certainly wasn't offended or upset.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Wouldn't you rather the person be interested in you?
"Your mom is hawt" are the 4 dreaded words that no teenager wants to hear.
"Your mom is hawt" are the 4 dreaded words that no teenager wants to hear.
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Tikwichka
| 5
Nah, it didn't bother me. He wasn't my type. Besides I was told the old saying that if a guy wants to know what his girlfriend looks like in 20 years, just look at the mother. :-)
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JNaftel
| 0
I wanna meet your mom;)
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foxhoundd
| 0
me too
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robotiick
| 12
me 3
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Cookie4U
| 0
doin your mom....?
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FYLDeep
| 25
He's probably not even really friends with you. He's just been using you to get to your mother.
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hnz
| 13
and your best friend still write love letters..
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haitilover
| 0
creepy
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sxldv8
| 0
hey how u doing sexy
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guitarguy1133
| 0
u deserve it for havin a hot mom