Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
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Top comments
bigtaytay 13
First thing that cane to mind is that old song Stacey's mom
Futacy 30
What? No hot sister?
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Comments (143)
Marcelb 17
So is she hotter than her daughter?
livinginabook 24
Stacy's mom has got it going on...
musicman48 0
sounds like the inbetweeners to me
Ray_of_midnight 23
Is your (or her) last name Robinson, by chance?
itgirl89 4
Is your name Stacey? Lol
EmoBitchRock 0
Well...is she?
robberry 11
You should have posted a #1 as proof.
jordantiner 0
All the time.
momo1972 3
Really? Let's see
LuckyLynx7732 5
As much as it sucks, I can't imagine this is an uncommon situation.