Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML
Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
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Top comments
bigtaytay 13
First thing that cane to mind is that old song Stacey's mom
Futacy 30
What? No hot sister?
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Comments (143)
momolee 4
Just make sure your mother takes care of herself and stays hot so you won't lose your friends.
teyyoshi 19
pics tell truth
jwebster 8
Stifler
mrsmathers17531 5
Hopefully you look like your mom, right?
raraisbang 12
OP is a guy... Does nobody pay attention? He might look like his mom, but unless his friends are bisexual, they are not interested in him no matter what parent he looks like.
Bigmoneyshotz 0
Don't be a hater if she is single hook her up with him! If your mono is still married don't let him come over anymore.
foxyfrazier 0
Stacy's mom has got it going on
ScarletBloom 14
It reminded me of the song "Stacey's mum".
SamCrow 1
Guys don't hang with girls a lot unless they like(have feelings) for the girl, unless they are gay. So, while they may think you mom is smoking, one or more of them want to past the friend zone with you. Bet a dollar?
TriflingAllDay 6
Viable reason.
Dixbfloppin 11
Best OP username ever.