I’m sure he’s making a wise investment in true love. Sorry.

Tell him to not let her near his voting ballot....

That’s funny you think he’s being scammed. He’s paying for a great sexual experience that you probably can’t or won’t deliver.

Just remember, he's also dumb enough to me married to you! Oh wait, should that be you're dumb enough to be married to Jim?

No, he is paying for a lot of extras never agreed to at the marriage contract signing. You know, fun things like crotch critters!

It’s not called getting scammed...it’s called prostitution...