Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML
Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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WoolyWhoop 7
Kick his ass.
Calaura9 0
Roses are red Violets are blue Your credit cards maxed Looks like you're screwed
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Comments (124)
skullbuster 0
Well, he may have been telling the truth. How do you know he doesn't call her "mommy" while she is ramming him in the ass with a strap on?
Cazly_420 0
I would have been on to him at the first mention of "mother". You Lose.
jdannyl 0
Ever consider he bought it for you and just hasn't given it to you yet?
lost_romance 0
Keep that bill as evidence and you can win the divorce settlement. Time to move on.
killyourscene 0
Did he at least get your mother's size right?! ZING!
anonymous45610 0
lol #11!
kris12k4 7
yes bcause he loans out MONEY and u got BILLED for it ... WTF
mario1_fml 0
wow
Lilllly_1316 0
Maybe, maybe, he is giving it to you for your birthday or something. :)
angel55033 12
why'd you get a bill if he already borrowed the money to pay for it
lovepink1234 0
he's an asshole u should dump him cause I'm sorry but normal people just don't do that kind of shit