Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML
Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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WoolyWhoop 7
Kick his ass.
Calaura9 0
Roses are red Violets are blue Your credit cards maxed Looks like you're screwed
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hockeyfml555 0
jonney and marissa sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes love, then comes marriage then come an abrupt, tragic miscarriage then comes blame, then comes despair, two hearts damaged beyond repair... jonny leaves marissa, and takes the tree D-I-V-O-R-C-E not very appropriate but who cares
Intoxicunt 5
Did you make that up? If so, WIIIIN. If not, it's still great.
Intoxicunt 5
Oh, ok.
hockeyfml555 0
plexico 3
I didn't know strippers had to buy their own uniforms. That he calls his stripper-girlfriend "mother" is disturbing.
Intoxicunt 5
Why? It's comparable to "Who's your daddy!?"...
plexico 3
I think that is creepy, too. Ironic, huh?
plexico 3
Hopefully, when they are tasting the other, they shouldn't be able to form an intelligible sentence.
DameGreyWulf 0
Hmm, "typical" huh? Shoulda seen that one coming, then... Regardless, flush the douche.
Samabenjamim 0
what a smart guy.
patticake1601 0
department stores dont send bills !!! they issue receipts and are given to the person buying the item, not sent to the wife. this is BS
I_am_stupid_also 6
Don't department stores have credit cards or charge accounts on your planet?
jloveee 0
this is when you ask where your new lingerie is..and then hold up the bill and bust him
wellinever 5
If you loaned him the money, how come a store is sending you a bill? Make your mind up.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
LOL I'm waiting for an FML soon that reads 'Today, my husband gave me some lingerie for my b-day that he'd been stashing away to surprise me. I have already paid a divorce attorney to draw up papers, because I saw the invoice and assumed he's been cheating. FML.'
whatamidoinghere 0
Maybe he is just a cross-dresser.