Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML
Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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WoolyWhoop 7
Kick his ass.
Calaura9 0
Roses are red Violets are blue Your credit cards maxed Looks like you're screwed
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kgirll13 0
unless you know for sure he's cheating don't assume. he could've just bought it for you and saving to give it to you on a special occassion. the bill just proves he bought some. not that he's cheating
hardlyworkin 0
Hey, kids? Maybe he bought the lingerie for himself. Stranger things have happened...
bobby222 0
YDI for not keeping your ******* husband satisfied. Fail at being wife!
Ranoona 0
tell him to pay you back then kick his ass
Imranaziz 0
maybe it's ur surprise present
MissKittie 3
Why did you get a bill if he loaned your mother money? You dont get a bill for something you already paid for....
cheetahboo2010 5
Well, technically, you don't have PROOF he wasn't buying it for you. However, if he's cheating...kick his ass!
helpmeiamblind 0
At first I thought FYL OP because that kind of situation might suck for you but then I noticed your name "thisistypical" and realized your probably the kind of stupid, self-obsessed, whiny, ******* bitch that drives men to cheat on their wives because they hate going home so much they probably can't even get it up around you! YDI YOU GIGANTIC WASTE OF SPERM!!!!!!!!!!!
annamg 0
Yeah, because it's all the woman's fault when her selfish husband decides to bang someone else. Way to go to be judgmental.
the_stereotype 0
waste of sperm? she's a woman, dumb. and really, if you cheat, it is completely your fault. no one MAKES you cheat on anyone. if you don't like the relationship, then stop pretending you're in it.
I_am_stupid_also 6
60 - are you actually jealous that the OP is getting sperm and you aren't?
Intoxicunt 5
#60, chill out. Oh, I'm sorry, I meant CHIILLLL OOUUUUUT!!!!!!!! I forgot how hard it is to hear with your head crammed up your ass. She may have put her name as "thisistypical" meaning that it is his USUAL behavior. You're quite possibly the dumbest person on this thread. *Checks*, yeah, I believe you are. #67 is right. If you don't like a relationship, get out. It's not that damn difficult. I would say you're probably the kind of guy that makes women bitch constantly just to get you to act like you're not a Neanderthal, but then, you probably don't get any women, so it's irrelevant.
spl13 0
#60 is dead-on. This c*nt is so controlling and untrusting of her husband, she must demand to know exactly where each cent goes. He's forced to lie and then go find someone who lets him be a man. YDI.
AnalAction 0
did u say no to anal?
YOULIVETODIE 0
your husband is a genius (sarcasm)