Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML
Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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WoolyWhoop 7
Kick his ass.
Calaura9 0
Roses are red Violets are blue Your credit cards maxed Looks like you're screwed
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Comments (124)
kukopia 0
Won't you be embarassed when you open your next B-day, anniv, whatever gift and find all that lingerie. Do your best to act surprized!
aback 4
Build up that you're getting him a great Xmas present. Then on Xmas, present him with the divorce papers.
samanthamay 0
haha whadda c*nt face.
xxamyliciouss 0
did it even cross your mind that it may have been a present for you???
intrepid00 0
Man he is going to get some great guilt sex when he present the undies to you to spice up the sex life.
Kirstyleelove 0
Yeh I'm convincd it's for you
rissyboo4 0
IDIOT. it was probably a surprise for you!!!!
22jrdn55 15
lol i doubt it
lifeinoz 0
Wait, he loaned MONEY to his mom, but you got a department store BILL? That tells me that he charged the sexy stuff to a department credit card. So what happened to the MONEY? It's stupid inconsistancies like this that tell people which FML's are FAKE.
Lautaro 0
The point is he didn't actually lend money to his mom, that's just the excuse he used. Reading Comprehension, you ******* idiot.
girlygirl666 0
No... 45 is right. Reading comprehension;You're the idiot.
kiit_fml 0
Do you have proof that he's cheating and that he didn't buy it for you? Or even that he bought it.. maybe someone else had his card? Like, for example, his mother. Maybe he lost the card and someone else used it. Any number of things. If he is cheating on you, I hope things manage to work out for the best.
kukopia 0
Wonderful insight #50. The 'money' he loaded to his mom could be that he loaned her his Dept Store card and she used it to buy lingerie (and that stuff isn't cheap!). Could be that Mom is 'shopping' for a sugar daddy (which could be a lucrative investment). We don't have all the facts here, which is typical. It's really a sad commentary on what passes for education and communication these days.
6068571 0
The money is gone b/c he supposidly gave it to his mother... but you still got a bill? Maybe he did give the money to his mother AND is cheating on you... Just a thought.