Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
Today, my daughter confessed that she’s pregnant from a one-night stand with some guy she met on vacation in Florida a few months ago. The dirtbag never told her his last name and the phone number he gave her was fake. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
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alya_fml 0
make a facebook account as a hot guy on her age, add her and chat with her. when she is really in to it, break the news!
Shutsuji 3
The joys of today's youth. This is where your parental powers activate! :D
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Comments (105)
xxspendyxx 0
omggg this is halarious..but omgg ur daughter is soo mean..what a little evil bitch! ground her..take her phone..laptop everything away from her!! thats just mean.. ur own mum..dats horrible:( you made me laugh soo hard..thnx..:)
hjrn 0
isn't that a movie?
queenofbavaria 0
yes this is a hillary duff movie
ilovemypuppy29 0
you should do the same to her xD haha..
lillybear 0
YDI for having such a smart daughter
eddles 0
you should tottaly show her the rules!!! 1. no acconts of facebook excedra aloud 2. no computer/ laptop for the year 3. no phone for a month 4. you can't go out for a month watch her face react to this and she wat he does! then, say that the last rule is..... I'm just kidding, I was jking then do way ev punisent you want for you daughter! ps. btw is sounds like your daughter was mad at you
HermonieGranger 0
LMAO
Emofluffinzhehe 0
ha! ive done that to my mom!
bryan4lyf305 0
i would break her in half and embarress her infront of her friends. see how she feels after.
maibiz 0
People who are saying the daughter is communicating feeling upset and stuff... it's quite possible the daughter is just a complete cow. I know a lot of girls who would find this funny as hell to do to their wonderful mothers. The only way to deal with a girl this ******* spiteful is to become a dictator in the house and make her ******* SUFFER.
Chopperman_fml 0
I agree. "Oops, was that your iPhone? Jeez, it accidentally got in the way of my hammer! Oh, and that computer in your room? You said I could donate that, right? No? Ah, that's a shame. Oh yeah, and I'm taking away any privileges you have left as punishment for screwing with me. Night!"
videogamejunkie 0
YDI for meeting men on Facebook.
xXSmilezXX 7
wow u r a oaf