Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Catfished
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Stolen valor
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
Incognito IRL
Today, my daughter confessed that she’s pregnant from a one-night stand with some guy she met on vacation in Florida a few months ago. The dirtbag never told her his last name and the phone number he gave her was fake. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
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alya_fml 0
make a facebook account as a hot guy on her age, add her and chat with her. when she is really in to it, break the news!
Shutsuji 3
The joys of today's youth. This is where your parental powers activate! :D
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Comments (105)
dugumit 0
isn't this a lifetime movie with Hilary duff and heather what's her face
doink 0
Is it sad that I know which movie you are speaking of?
blastvortex 4
I see a grounded daughter in your near-future.
smashleighfig 0
thats really cruel. I'd ground her from EVERYTHING and delete her facebook as punishment. She can make another one, but it would be a bitch to loose all those friends and pictures. Oh well, seems like she enjoys making facebooks in her spare timeanyways ;)
Jewelofagal 2
It seems to me that this is your daughter's way of communicating to you that she is uncomfortable/sad/upset/angry with the amount of time and attention you're giving your dating life and needs you to spend more time with her, just being her Mom.
kingdomgirl94 29
I'd agree if it weren't for the fact that her friends were in on it. thats just being a little bitch
judetheobvious 0
YDI for having a daughter
HanaxD 0
YDI for dating online and cheating on your husband. I really hope you didn't complain about him, because your daughter can SO use that against you. ^.^
stfuxcali 0
there are such things as single parents you know.
Neorice 0
LOL That's a stupid comment ^-^
stfuxcali 0
#32 how can you assume she is ignoring her daughter and spending her life on the internet just by one friggin post. don't be so ignorant
Jewelofagal 2
Call it parental intuition. It's only ignorant to disregard the possibility that the daughter's behavior stems from feeling neglected.
Everlost 0
you should ground your daughter and kick her ass while you are at it...
Everlost 0
still, won't it take a really long time to get a decent fake facebook account, with all the pictures and a decent number of friends for a fake person.
The15Alex15 0
good burn lol daz funny