Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Catfished
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Stolen valor
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
Incognito IRL
Today, my daughter confessed that she’s pregnant from a one-night stand with some guy she met on vacation in Florida a few months ago. The dirtbag never told her his last name and the phone number he gave her was fake. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
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alya_fml 0
make a facebook account as a hot guy on her age, add her and chat with her. when she is really in to it, break the news!
Shutsuji 3
The joys of today's youth. This is where your parental powers activate! :D
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Comments (105)
implastikz 7
spank her ass so that shell learn a lesson....
Diannaa 0
Wow that's mean.. I wonder how old her daughter is
perdix 31
I hope you weren't complaining to this other guy about your husband's tiny, quick-firing penis and how you have to clean the skidmarks out of his tighty-whiteys. That would put a damper in the Fathers' Day festivities at your place.
XDNurse 0
lmfao!
wes85 2
always check facebook friends of the possible "fake" account when you don't know the person. look at pics and friends of the account and comments most ppl won't take the time to create fake facebook accounts with that stuff too.
meenz 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. sorry but ydi.
Bugatti_Veyron 1
ydi. people on facebook could be annybody! you could have been facebook dateing osama bin laden for all you know! go outside and find real people.
xslambamhllywd 0
hahahahH WIN.
danielle8D 0
im sorry but this comment is hularious! anyway, go on a dating site like eharmony or something! but even then it could be ur daughter and her friends. i say become a hooker cause thats the kind of action you seem to want!
ilyfml4ev 0
u shouldn't trust people on the net but for ur own daughter to do that, what a bitch! she should have more respect for u and ur feelings
budster1993 2
make a facebook account with a hot guy and make her do really sick crap and get back at her
Snomel 2
That reminds me of when my little brother tried to pretend to be my Grandma on Facebook while he was at her house. I figured out it wasn't her from the typing style being different and giving details on things she wouldn't usually care about.
chihuahuababe12 0
Reminds me of the movie "The Perfect Man".