Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Catfished
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Stolen valor
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
Incognito IRL
Today, my daughter confessed that she’s pregnant from a one-night stand with some guy she met on vacation in Florida a few months ago. The dirtbag never told her his last name and the phone number he gave her was fake. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
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alya_fml 0
make a facebook account as a hot guy on her age, add her and chat with her. when she is really in to it, break the news!
Shutsuji 3
The joys of today's youth. This is where your parental powers activate! :D
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Comments (105)
marsty 0
I'd have slapped her then grounded her then banned her from the Internet phone and her mates
Neorice 0
I'd have beat the living @#$& out of her with a belt >.> Then Ground her for the rest of her life =D
agerst101 0
sounds alot like the hilary duff movie the perfect man.
aleex_babiee 0
owned.
a21ozcoldcup 0
Well hey that's what you get for trying to cheat on your husband with someone you met over the internet. You should be thankful you have her for a daughter. I can't believe people on here would punish her for this.. welcome to the new generation of parenting, to heck with our family as long as I get what I want.
meg238f 0
She's probably not married, idiot.
cdatribe23 0
I would have popped her in the mouth
lbeevee 0
owned. now do the same thing back to her.
blueberry1223 0
Never meet people online... they're not always who they seem to be.
sdh715 6
Your daughter needs to learn discipline and respect. There is something wrong with the way people treat their parents these days. It's disgusting.
lailathebrain 10
Is your daughter, by chance, Hilary Duff? (Yes, I am referencing 'The Perfect Man').