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Show it anywayThe apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
You have one smart daughter You should give her a cookie
She's so intellectual she deserves two cookies. :)
26 but, but, buuuuut what if it's a pear tree, then how the hell did the app... Ya... I didn't think so I'll go back to my treefort.
that's so dumb it should be I mean everyone is always carrying there iPhones and iPads around like duh :P
But it's on the Interwebs! It must be true!!!
I don't think Facebook as an ID would work, but a virtual wallet maybe. For my imaginative example, say you can register at the DMV (bring SSN cards, birth certificates, etc.) and for a fee of like $30 a year and a onetime fingerprint scan/registration you're set up (your fingerprint is linked with your ID). So when bars or a cop asks you for ID, all they got to do is scan ya! ... I've got other ideas with this, but I think I need a patent first! ;)
You're a dumbass. Nuff said.
I don't think I'd ever want a network site as invasive to my privacy as something like Facebook to handle your proof of ID.
29 you're bout the hundredth person to tell me put a shirt on (I got no problem with people telling me put a shirt on, I actually find it really funny when people do) 114 I'm actually 18 O and I have no clue why I made that first comment. But I most definitely deserve to be called a idiot for it.
233- you just told everyone about your idea, and that its not patented. Btw theres probably more than one way around that.
Yes, but the other idea's I have not shared are mine and mine only (I'm sure that fingerprint scan idea has already been thought of anyway). . . And I knew in saying that "I need a patent first", that someone was going to be a smart ass and point out that I have shared it with others. I am not literally going to patent that idea, I was just playing around.
I was simply notifying you. If you knew that then why did you post it
Because I felt like sharing my thoughts, that's why. I know you were just informing, and I hope you know I was playfully sharing my ideas. So, since you can't hear the "tone in my voice" I'm letting you know I'm not being rude. Can't assume anything through messages that are typed.
Our future is doomed..
Hey idiot. I got a Facebook when I was nine. According to Facebook I was 32
i'd like that
**** no
I think OP's was the child that got left behind.
166- I'm afraid you give society too much credit sir.
166- Yep. It's on an 89 degree slope, falling in an Oldsmobile being driven by a Lima bean. There's little hope for humanity.
Your daughter is stupid:( FYL op
She's not just stupid, but apparently "slow" too.
Reminds me of Brian's dumb girlfriend ;3 Hahah
Sucks!
That's ridiculous! I was on my way back to America from Mexico about a week ago, and the border patrol stopped me and asked me for my ID. I'm assuming that 'waving your hands in the air and pretending that your paperwork is now visible' is not an acceptable form of submission! They also didn't appreciate the silence... But hey, I guess I won't need a change of clothing for where I'm going, as I'm already in black and white stripes.
When I was returning to America from France, I tried to use a greencard from apples to apples... Didn't work, but I guess I really am 'imported'...
Sucks to have to explain that I mean she should already know that.
Raise your children better.
You, Sir, are not a very helpful person.
117, it's just one bad comment, calm down. He always has better comments than this one.
It's the god damn school systems these days!
Thank y'all. I had to be honest on this one though from personal life correspondence, that is all. I'll go back to being a goofball, I'm sorry :(
127: all mine are bad :(
I'm sorry, but I kind of have to agree after reading hundreds of posts from parents when their teenagers fail to grasp simple real world concepts, you kind of start wondering what parents are not informing their kids. I'm not saying it's an end all be all and that young adults should come out of the box with all worldly knowledge they need. But this example is pretty ridiculous.
I have so much faith for this generation...
Do you? Good cause I lost all mine... They need all the faith they can hope to get.
I think my gen is long gone. I mean we have Twilight as one our greatest movie/book franchise...
And I thought my generation was bad! Holy shit was I wrong. I realize now that I had not the slightest idea of "bad". I feel our grandparents' pain from being laughed at for not accepting technology. It must have been even scarier for them. Hopefully there's some kind of light at the end of the tunnel.
Those who criticize our generation forgot who raised it. But its true, I am ashamed to be apart of my generation..
Hey know-all previous generation: YOUR inventions and lack of discipline are what make us who we are. Don't blame us for not knowing differently, you ****** us up since day one.
204 - I completely agree. Sometimes I feel like I'm smarter than most people in my school. I hate being labeled for my age though. Just because we're teenagers doesnt mean we're complete idiots who don't understand anything -__-
You guys forgot Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black!
Don't remind us. We got enough on our plate.
169- our generation was raised by the media and technology.
#135 if by light you mean the flouresents that they use in psych wards then yeah, I agree. Sucks to be in my generation :(
Wait, are you sure?
I tried to use my library card :O
Imagine the amount of girls that would have to pose with a duck face if a Facebook profile picture were authorized as an ID.
Girls do it when they're self conscious of their smile and wish to look "cute". It's not hard to do duck lips, so they become more secure when doing so instead of smiling. Also, they see other girls doing it and feel more confident when duck lipping. Basically it's a loop of stupidity influencing more stupid people.
Really, 32? Thanks for your point of view, I actually do wonder why girls do it. My teeth are horribly messed up, they're all pretty much in a tooth orgy (all on top of each other) and I think showing my ugly teeth is better than creating pre-mature lip wrinkles. I'm probably just weird.
Why does 32 get thumbed down?? She's making a good point, you know...
41, oops, sorry haha. Thanks for clearing that up.
38 - Because she punches puppies! D:
They do the duck face because they think it looks pouty. When it just looks ridiculous.
Ahh the duck face. I'm a girl, and I don't even get the point of it. Just makes me think that my generation will go to the dogs..
I would like to add that to me, it seems like a less obvious alternative to sucking in your cheeks. A rather sad attempt at accentuating the cheeks and looking pouty and "sexy". I wish I hadn't googled duck face. The second picture made my brain cry. I am sending a cleanup crew of neurons at the flood site as we speak.
i always thought it was a kiss :/
word.
Imagine all the guys who would have to bite their lips and squint like they're reading size 2 font
People and facebook these days...
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I have so much faith for this generation...
Imagine the amount of girls that would have to pose with a duck face if a Facebook profile picture were authorized as an ID.