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By hantavirus - 26/08/2009 08:44 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead-mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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By MouserMan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Olds

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML

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By shampoomice - 07/08/2013 16:34 - United States - La Porte

Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML

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By Whitley - 04/11/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML

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Alas, poor Stuart

By ShouldIHelpIt - 18/05/2016 02:46 - United States - Northampton

Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML

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Alas, poor Mickey

By Anonymous - 21/10/2019 14:00

Today, I'm going to a cocktail event, except my dress is wrinkled and can't be ironed, so I got my steam cleaner from storage. I saw what looked like mold inside the water container. Turns out a mouse had got into it, drowned and started to decompose. My apartment now smells like death and my dress is still wrinkled. FML

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Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:58

that it honestly the grossest thing i have ever heard. **** your life.

guitartech18 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:56

that's nasty

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Skullcrusher 5

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:59

That was massively gross. Now you have dead mouse breath!

mrda 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:20

You killed Stuart little ;/

takemedown 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:28

see, most people don't jam their noses in their dishwasher when they smell something awful. that's the last place they'd think to sniff.

1O_O1 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:35

.......i found a dead bird in my sink today.......i still have no idea how it got there

shootingstar8D 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 6:07

Nastyass, didn't you notice. Better start taking vitatmins before you get sickk.

lullabyy_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 7:39

at least it wasn't a rat?

Funambulist 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 9:47

Ewww. FYL .

strar009 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 10:01

1 word.. GROSS!

whathajel 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 10:17

i think i just threw up in my mouth.

AnimalPorn 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 11:25

YDI for being too lazy to get a Mouse trap.

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