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By hantavirus - 26/08/2009 08:44 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead-mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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By MouserMan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Olds

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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Community cat squad

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML

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By shampoomice - 07/08/2013 16:34 - United States - La Porte

Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML

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Roasted

By Whitley - 04/11/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML

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Alas, poor Stuart

By ShouldIHelpIt - 18/05/2016 02:46 - United States - Northampton

Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML

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Alas, poor Mickey

By Anonymous - 21/10/2019 14:00

Today, I'm going to a cocktail event, except my dress is wrinkled and can't be ironed, so I got my steam cleaner from storage. I saw what looked like mold inside the water container. Turns out a mouse had got into it, drowned and started to decompose. My apartment now smells like death and my dress is still wrinkled. FML

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asdfghjklfmylife 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:58

that it honestly the grossest thing i have ever heard. **** your life.

guitartech18 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:56

that's nasty

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Lucky_strike_fml 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:09

uuurgh

mkivsuptt 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:22

YDI for being such a dirty *****.

Psh_ily 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:50

#65 stfu and wow that sucks, ive found a dead rat in my grandparents wall while we were renovating their house

mkivsuptt 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:03

YDI too because your grandparents are dirty ******.

orlandogirl4life 11

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:53

eww! thats NASTY!

loveurlifeJK 5

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:53

61 wins

babylon_pride 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 20:58

Yum, yum. Taste like chicken, no? Honestly, how didn't you realise? You had to have been getting hair on the plates.

ilovepickles 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 21:11

get yourself checked :S never know what it could be carrying.

bitchwithabrain 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 21:36

FAAKE. Didn't you smell it when you opened up the dishwasher? And if it is real... go to the doctors! Your probably infected with something..

ddavenportsp 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 1:00

*facepalm

Nyuu_fml 12

Wednesday 26 August 2009 21:40

"Dead-mouse water" sounds spiffy.

LoveItOrLeaveIt 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 22:28

Were your dishes "squeaky" clean? :P yea fyl

waterynuggets 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 22:41

LOL yeah this is gross, we had a mouse in here and put traps and rat poison and down and all, I think it got out thank ye gods.

rcjamie 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 22:31

woman, you life sucks harder than a hoover!

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