Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
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Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 16 months has had an "internet-only" girlfriend since before we got together, but she wasn't ever "real" to him, so he didn't think it would get in the way. FML
Today, a close friend called me to inform me of his newest relationship, and why he's kept it from me - he's been seeing his male cousin for several months and was tired of hiding it from the world. I had to keep my shock in check over the phone. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
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cassandrathevil 0
um...if he kept it a secret for SEVEN MONTHS...that should have been a tip off that something was wrong.
imthejuggernautt 0
shut up noob no one cares^ And that guy is a prick. make him feel horrible =D
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Comments (81)
FuzzyWalnuts 0
That means you're ugly
Chantallika 0
kcslgvr You are awesome.
lifeluvinchica 0
ummm.....your name doesn't happen to be Naioma does it?? B/c I might be the 19 year old you're referring to.....
dRose22 0
#30 shut the **** up
seb12992 0
umwat is possibly the biggest jackass to ever signup for this site, and anyone who reads any of his comments knows this.
tranekfny 0
im a guy. but i hate wen guys do that.
Oxnard 0
It's dumb when guys do that, even more dumb when girls fall for it. YDI
darkmis1 18
how could u not suspect something after he wanted to keep ur relationship a secret for 7 months? after 2 at the most id be suspicious.
Penelope_Hayes 0
I think you should have been smarter. The whole secret relationship thing should only last a month at most. He was just using you for the sex.
alexradio_fml 0
If you're putting up with "it's too soon" after seven months, then you definitely deserved it.
serenachicka 1
^ For all of you who say that she deserves this, you guys are idiots. The OP is from Norway. Did you ever think that maybe from cultural differences that "seven months" is not a lot of time? In some cultures, people get married after knowing each other for two days! So stop blaming her, especially if the guy was someone she truly and genuinely liked.
Hegius 0
Seven months is a lot in Norway as well.