Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 16 months has had an "internet-only" girlfriend since before we got together, but she wasn't ever "real" to him, so he didn't think it would get in the way. FML
Today, a close friend called me to inform me of his newest relationship, and why he's kept it from me - he's been seeing his male cousin for several months and was tired of hiding it from the world. I had to keep my shock in check over the phone. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
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cassandrathevil 0
um...if he kept it a secret for SEVEN MONTHS...that should have been a tip off that something was wrong.
imthejuggernautt 0
shut up noob no one cares^ And that guy is a prick. make him feel horrible =D
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Comments (81)
lowcapacityx 0
I smell a pig@
whiskeyloverrrr 0
I AGREE.
Japemead 0
I agree your life sucks, but also you totally deserved it. It's a terrible thing to have happen to you, but you really should realize that someone who won't acknowledge your relationship for months has a reason for trying to hide it (in this case, cause he's a tool waiting for someone younger to come along and wanted to string you along in the meantime). However, look at the bright side: you don't have to date an idiot anymore. Find a guy that deserves you.
Sun_Kissed18 25
ignore the "Troll" umwat is just doing it to get a reaction. Its working
sweetxlittlexlie 0
asshole! you should kick him in the nuts, & umwat is an even bigger ass. you don't know the op, you have no right to say that about her.
Rosalind_fml 0
Meh, dump the loser and get on with life. Next time, don't settle with anyone who doesn't treat you the way you want to be treated. Remember, it's a two way street. That also means you need to treat him the way he wants to be treated.
sparkly_eyes 0
ydi ... for sticking around with someone who was obviously ashamed of you.
AntiChrist7 0
You would think that after seven months there is something wrong. YDI for dating an ass.
deliapearl 0
lame excuse=lame dude. be glad to be rid of him. u can do better
Kayleen 0
Damn, harsh. Guys are assholes: FACT You totally didn't deserve that. Karma's a bitch though, he'll get his.