Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 16 months has had an "internet-only" girlfriend since before we got together, but she wasn't ever "real" to him, so he didn't think it would get in the way. FML
Today, a close friend called me to inform me of his newest relationship, and why he's kept it from me - he's been seeing his male cousin for several months and was tired of hiding it from the world. I had to keep my shock in check over the phone. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
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cassandrathevil 0
um...if he kept it a secret for SEVEN MONTHS...that should have been a tip off that something was wrong.
imthejuggernautt 0
shut up noob no one cares^ And that guy is a prick. make him feel horrible =D
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Comments (81)
brilliantbarbie 0
Have him give Jon Gossolin a ring...I bet they could send their girlfriends to an 18 to party 21 to drink night while they're busy bonding over making kid clothes.
Kayleen 0
hahaha
maddy39 2
when a guy keeps your relationship a secret for a while, it means he isnt that interested or something along those lines.
SarlaccBits 0
Any guy that wants to keep your relationship a “secret” doesn’t have any intention of EVER telling anyone that the two of you are “dating.” YDI for being stupid.
derriduh 0
YDI for being a doormat. 7 months?? You deserve better than that, even if he wasn't cheating on you.
FoundManyLemons 0
If a guy (or girl!) insists on keeping you secret, for any length of time, it's because: a) S/he doesn't like you, just the sex, and is still looking for someone interesting. and/or b) s/he doesn't want his/her girl(boy-)friend to find out about you. and if you haven't met any of their friends after a couple of months...same difference. YDI, DTMFA, and move on.
sparxva 12
He's just not that into you. And you were a doormat. YDI
Cazly_420 0
YDI for letting him walk all over you! You seriously believed "it's too soon"? You have got to be kidding. Come on, wise up and you might be able to keep a man.
Crotcho_fml 0
YDI for having a father that treats you like a booty call. What father says, "Hope to see you soon?" Of course he'll see you soon, he's your father.
john_bell 0
Do you know why you responded like that, because you're ugly.
swagmonkey 0
I can't believe you thought he was serious. That sort of thing is okay for the first month or so, when you're still brand new and feeling out the relationship together, not sure if it will last. If you've been dating for 7 months and he still wants you to be a "secret", you should know something's wrong. Either he's ashamed to be seen with you, or he's been dating someone else the whole time and doesn't want her to find out about you. Either way, you should be dumping him for it.