Kids: Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's...

By Pukey - 28/03/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 01:31 - United States - Westfield

Today, my older brother called me ugly, and so I used the classic comeback ''It's not nice to talk about yourself like that." He responded by cutting the strings to my violin. FML

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Pete Townshend has a lot to answer for

By FML4evs - 10/04/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

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Teenagers…

By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 18:00

Today, my little brother got a violin. FML

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Relic job

By Anonymous - 29/05/2015 19:18 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML

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By catdog552 - 28/02/2013 11:02 - United States

Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML

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Bratz

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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GodPart2 20

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:13

Hope the guitar didn't spill puke all over you

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:14

Gives it that chunky metal sound!

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GodPart2 20

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:13

Hope the guitar didn't spill puke all over you

ComoEsJuan 24

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:14

Gives it that chunky metal sound!

MrBoredomioo 18

Monday 30 March 2015 7:12

but its an acoustic guitar

SideOfTheAngels 23

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:15

What on earth possessed him to that? And it sucks you got the blame. Hope you didn't get covered in puke (or injured, for that matter).

Sethan01 24

Sunday 29 March 2015 15:07

Probably alcohol.

patts_ 23

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:15

I think we all know what you need to do to your older brother now...

warsun 27

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:16

Not really

JMichael 25

Sunday 29 March 2015 14:00

It's simple. Kill The Batman.

ironmany_fml 23

Monday 30 March 2015 22:10

no, kill the black guy.. the black guy always dies first.. lol

Markovski 18

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:17

Wow, how quick people judge situations.

Delial 14

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:18

. . . with the puke still inside?

MVDN 8

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:18

I'm surprised this app isnt like iFunny where the top comments are funny.. I hope you guys know that a lot of these incidents are made up.

grajax 24

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:24

Orrrrr you could not use this app and not enjoy the stories and comments, funny or not.

Jdlove2 20

Thursday 2 April 2015 0:16

abNormal62 23

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:23

So now she has an a"caustic" guitar?

abNormal62 23

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:32

See a guitar you like? Try it out! Take your puke! No pick! Take your pick! Not take a puke. Too late. Never mind

myselfkk 20

Sunday 29 March 2015 13:38

Hope you don't got injured..seems like ur brother is pathological lier and sister has anger issues..both needs to be adressed...

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