Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, I finally read an email I'd been avoiding. I thought it would be from my dad whom I haven't spoken to in years, and that he was checking on me during the pandemic. It turned out to be spam. The last contact I had with anyone related to my dad was one of his ex's friends, saying she was in jail and needed help. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
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namine120409 42
"I'm blocking you, creep" "Hi blocking you creep; I'm dad."
17031990 20
Incest... A game the whole family can play!
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Comments (50)
Speedy1979 13
It's wrong . You need to block your dad and tell him how you feel about it .
Dean__Winchester 16
He could have done something more sane! Like setting you up on dates or putting you on a dating website - ANYTHING BUT THAT LIKE CMON, POPS, REALLY??? How could he not understand how many levels of wrong that is?!
GizmoGirlScreams 11
Id take his phone and break it. Lol That's a whole new level on the creep-O-meter.