Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML
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chungy92
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ouch
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dacho
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YDI for sneezing >.>
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chungy92
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ouch
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rockr_chick
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maybe u need to work your muscles out a little more OP
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ilovenerds_
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You can also break a rib from sneezing. Just a handy fact I thought I would share with you...
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ComMed1
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last time I checked people do not have a sneezing gland.
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lemoncows
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lol my dad hurt his neck eating a sandwhich so don't feel too bad :)
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lemoncows
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except for that if you don't sneeze the bad pathogens can't get out of your body causing various disease and infection leading to death. the only reason we sneeze is to keep ourselves healthy but I guess that's not important either.
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lemoncows
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I don't get how doing such simple things causes so many injuries lol life sucks :P
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WorkThatButt
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Is it because you don't have enough meat and fat? :)
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lemoncows
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or you could stop being obnoxious and stop commenting about useless things
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BallinJ
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you probably sneezed way too hard. this can happen.
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mattmalin11
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When I modded this it was coughing..
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NavyguyWTF
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Are you kidding me? Even if this was true, why would we worry about someone pulling a muscle or breaking a rib from sneezing instead of the economic crisis or the war or anything for that matter. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??
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RPattzs_gurl
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LMAO I was wondering where the kid who told crazy but funny stories had gone.
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black_knight402
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I hear you can die from farting your kidneys put
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deepfrey
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lol I have bad allergies, so I sneeze alot during this time of year...
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NemuiTM
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Wow.. never knew that could happen xD like a found out if I lift my hands up I automatically breathe :S ok it's off topic but still.. lol
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Dragons_corner
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if you hold in a sneeze you can burst a blood vessel in you neck and bleed to death too.
that would be something to tell people.
yeah my wife/husband held in a sneeze and busted a vessel in the neck and bleed to death while make ballon animals.
that would be something to tell people.
yeah my wife/husband held in a sneeze and busted a vessel in the neck and bleed to death while make ballon animals.
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hairt
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#3 what the fuck are you talking about?! you don't breathe automatically all the time?!
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NemuiTM
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no I mean if I hold my breath and lift up my arms I automatically breathe while trying NOT to breath.. lol why are you swearing? :o
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HaxivX
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oh here's an interesting one!!
You can't die from holding your breath until you pass out.
You can't die from holding your breath until you pass out.
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ZombieLoveA
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Nope. You could go into a coma though right? I think...
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hairt
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AAAAAAUUUUCH
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dacho
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YDI for sneezing >.>
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skwishTHEfishyy
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damn. that's just. daaaamn.
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ANTLink19
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Are you a 92 year old woman? Do you live like one? Your fault for sheltering yourself. I recommend breathing excersices maybe they'll strengthen your mediastinum. Wimp.
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deafeningsilence
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:0
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joanjett
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dude that sucks
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LeftyPitcher
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same here I always get sick at this time of year. stuffy nose mucus filled throat sounds gross but getse out of school plus I through really gets stuffed up try mucinex raLly helps