Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML
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chungy92 5
ouch
dacho 7
YDI for sneezing >.>
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Comments (78)
Xavi89 0
hahahahahah
LeftyPitcher 0
cough cough sneeze sneeze wink wink nudge nudge it reallys build chest up every one say it now
Swimmer248 0
It was the SUPER SNEEZE !
Yardieking 0
no not the dreaded super sneeze. lol
DocBastard 40
Um, gesundheit?
beatleschick1940 9
I'm sorry OP. hope you get better soon.
styphon 5
I am betting he means "pulled a muscle" which is how people sometimes describe "costochondritis". it also makes me wonder o if he went to the er for chest pain. usually, when a young person having chest pain with no heart problems and no reason to have really early heart trouble they are diagnosed with acid reflux, anxiety, or costochondritis.
styphon 5
and now you know
lindsaysue 4
And knowing is half the battle!
Tarvo1 0
Because knowledge is power!
bigredmonkeybutt 30
That's what you get for holding your sneezes in. Next time you could blow out the back of your head.
ringogrey 4
been there, done that
crashsapphire93 4
yeah sneezing actually really injures like that. If you hold it in too much you can actually crack a rib.
Aisaii 0
yup I bruised a rib from sneezing once ....painful son of a bitch
CAbullet_Caitlin 0
I did that too! but it was a muscle in my back. and it didn't go away for like a month
wjohn717 13
I've pulled a muscle in my back as well, from coughing though.. Every time I would cough after that for about the next month it felt like it happened again