FML : Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML

By de-ow-dorant - / Monday 9 January 2017 23:38 /

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By AC98 | 16

#7392213 - Thursday 19 January 2017 10:30

How the hell does that even happen?

By InfiniteSunshine | 32

#7392244 - Thursday 19 January 2017 11:54

Well that'll be an interesting story to explain. Don't worry OP, stuff like this happens. I went to school with a girl, and she dislocated her shoulder parallel parking, during her driving test of all times, just turned in the wrong way and injured it. Unfortunate, but kind of a funny and odd way for it to happen.

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By AC98 | 16

#7392213 - Thursday 19 January 2017 10:30

How the hell does that even happen?

Soninuva | 40

#7392563 - Thursday 19 January 2017 11:58

I can see it not being that difficult. Some people (myself included) sneeze very violently. So much so that the force of the sneeze shakes my whole body quite hard(for reference, let me mention that I'm 6'1" and weigh 220 lbs). If I had a limb in an unusual position, I could easily see it becoming dislocated.

By InfiniteSunshine | 32

#7392244 - Thursday 19 January 2017 11:54

By jcash52426 | 5

#7392294 - Thursday 19 January 2017 01:40

Don't you know your not suppose to sneeze when solving deodorant!!!!!!

By ApplePie1994 | 27

#7392371 - Thursday 19 January 2017 04:10

Puns for days!

By WolfMaestro | 10

#7392405 - Thursday 19 January 2017 06:19

I did that and threw my back out

By species4872 | 18

#7392419 - Thursday 19 January 2017 06:49

Crippled but smells nice.

By nattlecakes | 19

#7392517 - Thursday 19 January 2017 10:43

If I sneeze in any unrelated position then the same type of thing happens to me and my body aches. Never sneezed that hard though!

nattlecakes | 19

#7392518 - Thursday 19 January 2017 10:45

Meant unrelaxed* but it wouldn't let me edit my comment due to some error :/

By shadowl | 9

#7392592 - Friday 20 January 2017 12:47

I've had some hard sneezes, so I truely believe your story. Worst that ever happened to me during a sneeze was just biting a piece of my cheeck fortunately.