Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML
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Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
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chungy92 5
ouch
dacho 7
YDI for sneezing >.>
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bbreppin 0
bright side, atleast your head didn't explode.
cwl727 33
I sometimes feel like I almost pulled a muscle when I sneeze.
missk82 6
I feel for ya was in ER last night to find out i pulled mine coughing lol