Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML
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Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
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chungy92 5
ouch
dacho 7
YDI for sneezing >.>
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Comments (78)
alexxss_fml 10
yeeep. sneezings a bitch.
countryman_fml 0
pussy
ijrnelson 0
more common than u think, chin up
Atvrulez 0
lol it's vety common actually and your lung can actually calapse from sneezing/coughing
east_coast319 0
a couple years ago my dad was hospitalized for several days. he pulled a muscle in his back from sneezing. It was so bad that he couldn't move.
Milly143 3
thats wat happened to my moms boyfriend. he sneezed and he threw out his back
OhbbyCx 6
Did you sneeze out JESUS?! Damn xD
lizabyrd 0
I tore cartilage in my ribs about a month ago, from caughing too hard. lol it doesn't feel too good.
xavierpineda2 4
****** pussy
Vocal1 0
oh mi gosh, the same thing happened to my neck last year.