Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
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chungy92 5
ouch
dacho 7
YDI for sneezing >.>
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Comments (78)
WickedWendigoX 0
oooh noo! you ******* sneezed.. daaamn oh man.
Ochabox 0
I've dislocated a rib by sneezing before. it's totally balls.
fuff_fml 4
O_O
triggerit 5
are you sure the reason was sneezing ? it may be of the very big boobs as well...
tigrouficele2012 44
Gee, thanks for the paranoia fuel, asshole.
skyttlz 32
one time I sneezed and my friend said I sounded like I was deflating lol
samantthh 0
I find it hard to believe that people think this is FML-worthy.
omegle101 0
sneeze again
JordynnLOL 11
You must over exaggerate with your sneezes. Retard.
cdawg4444 0
frail.