baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
ew
United States
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
ugh
United States
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Anonymous
Ontario, United States
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
chuffberry
Raleigh, United States
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
Bec99
Spotted
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
DeepCleanAcne
Irony
Today, I found out that my intense acne is actually an allergic reaction to the "deep clean" product I've been using to reduce it. I've been using this product for the past ten years. Ten years of suffering through "acne" could have been easily avoided. FML
allergyface
Canada
Freaked out
Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Nice spread
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
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IScreamRawr 4
might want to see a doctor.
thinmint 0
what a bitch you are for assuming op is lazy. underarm acne is not a matter of being clean, it is a condition that requires specific tmt. I can't stand ppl like you.
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Comments (283)
HoesInaBox 0
Gross. But hey, at least the worst of it isn't on your face..
Cher_GaGa 0
that's disgusting!!!! ew ydi for sharing!!!
bieberfever_96 0
err go to the doctor it might because of your razor :S
osnapp55 0
biebers a fag he has a ******
TheBreaKer_fml 0
amen to that,i.e. justin beaver
deng314 0
eww, how do you manage to get acne under your arms??? op needs to really rethink their hygiene.
MQ_was_here 0
It's not acne w/ a whitehead. They're probably bumps caused by ingrown hair.
boatkicker 5
Under your arms? Are you sure its not a heat-rash or something? I wasn't even aware you could get acne under your arms.... I guess you learn something new every day.
risforrrrcuhh 0
You can get acne just about anywhere.
boatkicker 5
Apparently. :)
neuteredfox 0
im pretty sure u might be having an allergic reaction to ur deodorant, but if not then ... ew
KamilleBlack 3
Ever heard of Clean and Clear? or maybe ProActive? That's really gross and you gotta find some soap that works for u! See a doctor ASAP!! EW!
talkalot_360 1
i have the same problem
perdix 31
When I was a teenager, I had pretty bad acne on my face, but my armpits had the skin of a supermodel. That didn't help me get laid at all.
ScaryyMary 14
Yeah, but now you're the biggest pimp on FML, so it's all good.
succubusprime 0
No worries. For a nominal fee, I'd do ya. XD
perdix 31
You've just inspired me to write my autobiography. The working title is "From Pimples to Pimp." Now, I've got to come up with 75,000 words to describe that and I've got a bestseller. On the FML charts. A perennial #2 behind "F My Life: The Book"
demoon_fml 7
I will give you $2000 for the first copy perdix! You are my hero and king of fml. All hail perdix!
jennacide 0
You need to put in the chapter of "connecting the dots" where you found your love for astronomy because you saw what resembled the big dipper on your cheek. Thus came some hot nerdy chicks. ;)
demoon_fml 7
jennacide, your hot but I don't know about the nerdy part so....
ScaryyMary 14
Perdix, will you sign my backne? Bacne? How do you spell it?
ScaryyMary 14
Hey, do I get a cut of the profits for giving you the inspiration? :D I'll help you slap dem hoes around.
perdix 31
ScaryyMary, you get 5% of the profits for Title Consultation. Of course, you've got to lay out the money for binding the first printing. You think 50,000 copies is enough? For you, I'll sign whatever-ne you have, and I don't care about the spelling. My copy editor will fix that and we all know who she is going to be.
jennacide 0
I'm nerdy, so yeah. Nerds are hot. I'm really good at math. :)
demoon_fml 7
I'm a nerd but I don't think I'm hot lol.
jennacide 0
In what way? Physically? Looks aren't the only thing that can make a person attractive. Knowledge can make you hot, personality can make you hot, hell someone can find acne hot. Someone can look at me and say physicaly I am the most beautiful thing ever, but another can say I'm ugly 'cause I'm a bitch who just puts everyone down. I'm not saying I am a bitch, its just an example. I am pretty nice to people. :)
demoon_fml 7
well so far I think you are pretty both inside and out. I don't base love fully on the outside maybe 5%.
jennacide 0
Thank you. :)
demoon_fml 7
Your welcome, oh and I find your comments very funny.
jennacide 0
I try... :)
demoon_fml 7
well I'm going to sleep bye
perdix 31
Ah, jennacide and demoon, where were girls like you when I was the president of my high school's chapter of JCL?
ScaryyMary 14
Why hasn't snickerdoodles gotten in on this yet?
perdix 31
succubusprime, Thank you for the kind offer, but you should see me before you give me a firm estimate on the cost. You might decide your "nominal fee" for servicing me may exceed the National Debt!
NGM_47 0
Bleh! I can't imagine having acne under my arms... :S