Hitchcock would be proud.

Those are probably mocking birds. Those are vicious. My friend had to call animal control because of them.

Yessss, as soon as the pigs steal their eggs, they shall be distracted. That is when you shall strike. HsssSssSssSsss.

I don't know what's going on, but to clarify as clarity is obviously needed, IN ANGRY BIRDS YOU SHOOT BIRDS WITH PIGS. Thank you for your time . Capt. Obvious, out.

You shoot pigs with birds, not the other way around. So unless we are distracting the birds, I don't know how the pigs would help. I also don't know where one could possibly find green pigs.

By golly you're right. I didn't notice my mistake. I'm so ashamed.

Kiil 'em before it lays eggs!

I would recommend asking the local Animal Control to do that. They're better equipped to do that.

Through telekinesis? OP can't get within five feet of the nest without being attacked.

Don't bird leave the nest if you touch it?

14, that's just a myth

#7 did you write that on your Mac book pro while drinking a $12 Starbucks coffee? Do you or have you lived in a rural setting? Move the ******* nest. It's YOUR house, not the birds. It won't harm a thing if you place it in a proper setting. FML for having read your stupidity.

Just when I though all hope was lost, 46 comes up with a simple solution to an easy problem. Animal control? C'mon.

You have to show the birds who the boss is, OP. So just give them a shit ton of paperwork and make them work weekends. They will learn real soon, I assure you.

Oops, just noticed - that should be nest.

Yes, remove the best, and the worst will follow. :)

I had barn swallows on my porch. After removing the nest (no eggs) I had to put up barriers to keep them from building a new one. And by "me" I mean "my husband" because I'm deathly afraid of birds.

Yeah #49, took me 3 years of destroying their nest and blocking the area before they got the message.

49 I recommend you watch the movie birds. They are so cute there, and you will never be afraid again.

You sir, are a meanie pants. Dont do it 49 Dont do it!

Awe lisha you spoiled the fun. :( lol

lisha * spell check

Birdie, you say? A golf club would do the trick too.

Elizabeth

No... Just no. Those are living creatures. They're just protective parents. Shooting them is the worst possible thing to do.

Except it isn't in OPs room.

sorry,my wrong