Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML
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Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, I made a protein shake at the gym. I somehow didn't screw the lid on tight enough, so when I took one huge gulp, the shake exploded all over my face, shirt, and the gym mirror. Now I look like I lost a fight with a chocolate milkshake. FML
Today, I told my roommate that I was trying to lose weight, so she kindly removed all the junk food from the kitchen. I just found it all hidden under her bed. Apparently, she didn’t trust me enough to resist temptation, and she was absolutely correct. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML
Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML
Today, I brought a huge chocolate bar to work, left it in the break room, and came back to find it gone. Later, I saw a coworker with chocolate all over his face and fingers. I asked him if he took it, and he said, in almost offended tone, “What? No, that’s mine.” FML
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Top comments
MooseKnuckle503 11
You couldn't tell?
OhDearBetrayal 25
Don't mess with a man's book bag, man. It ain't right.
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Comments (137)
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Didn't the taste/smell give it away?
SnoochBoochie 14
Revenge at it's finest. It takes dedication to stick with a plan. Seems to me your buddy has more then you do. As said before you had to be consuming whey more then needed to gain 10 lbs with a decent without routine.
Evgeny2222 11
How the hell could you not notice anything? Protein shakes have a different taste, a different smell and a different consistence, there's no way to confuse it with a chocolate mix.
firefly319 7
How could you not tell? They taste nothing alike... You need to get your taste buds checked.
PandaMantis 6
Looks like you have a prank war. What's your next move?
farewellthebeast 8
I call bs you would definitely know the difference one tastes super sweet and the the protein shake like crap.
ethan_nelson61 4
Chocolate milk is actually one of the best things to consume after a workout, so either you haven't been working out as much as you say you are, or you're drinking way too much of that
jjmiller1001 17
simple, if its not yours, dont touch it!
waschaffer 5
Bulk then cut :)
5000kings 2
You made a choice