By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 534
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See, that's what I do to help me lose weight, eat all the unhealthy stuff, and leave the healthy stuff for me to eat later

Time to plot your revenge over a nice carrot.


Good excuse to eat comfort food so no one knows

LiveLaughFML 10

hang out poolside while eating a carrot with Bugs Bunny! =)

Sometimes I do that after watching a marathon of Epic Meal Time.

enonymous 8

Monster Shit Countdown T-minus 6 hours...

Am I the only one that's worried about the roommate and not OP? She at a kitchens worth of food!

Oh man thumbs down for writing at instead of ate. :(

OP you should appreciate that your roommate is looking out for you. Wouldn't want you getting fat! :)

1 actually I'd say it's a pretty bad excuse.

fml8396 0

Your pic is so wrong...

Your pic kicks ass

And vegetables are bad? If you have that much junk food, you really should eat the vegetables. Unless of course you don't eat much junk food and your roommate is the cookie monster.

Unlike some people, my dad rAised me correctly. I don't always eat ice cream or cookies or other bullshit like that unless it's a special occasion. Some people complaining... broccoli is good if it is steamed and so are brussel sprouts. Some people don't know how lucky then have it to get to have that BS. I for one do not prefer sweets. :D

See, that's what I do to help me lose weight, eat all the unhealthy stuff, and leave the healthy stuff for me to eat later

Cool story bro.

You see, well the problem with your solution is that I live with a certified-holistic-nutritionist (a crazy health nut)-of-a-mother who won't let me bring any junk food in the house. My life is an FML. :(

Llama_Face89 33

79- look at it this way, you'll be healthier in the long run. *bites into a Hostess Donette*

GVirdi 11

Tbh ice cream and mcdonalds for breakfast is naustay :3

That actually works. Good luck with your new forced diet!

at least ops roommate is fatter in comparison....

She did you a huge favour!

Time to plot your revenge over a nice carrot.

open her up and take your food back. it's already partly digested for easier eating!

Corgidan 12

You don't understand America.

eating partly digested food sums up america pretty well, i think. lack of effort + eating = fuck yeah!

Time to get the plunger!!

Vegetables are good for you. Don't complain…

aeshleyrose 6

I see your point 74 but the "good stuff" which should only be an occasional treat usually makes up the majority of an average diet. I'm not saying her roomie should be forcing her into veganism, but it can't be denied that it's healthier in some cases. Plus unless her roommate is a total psycho I doubt she did it for no reason ;)

umphalumphagus 0

But they're gross :( :{)

Don't worry, eating all that has consequences upon your body. Think of it as karma :)

eharmonee 0

You did reply to number 5 dork lol

Two #5s? My mind is blown.

eating it all is a bit extreme- but I usually just hide it.

*Buy Learn to spell, dumbass.

Oops, I meant this as a reply to the guy below. Herp-a-derp.

LiveLaughFML 10

even if you meant it for the person below, there's no reason for you to lable them as "dumbass" because they mispelled one word.

Yeah, that was a bit too mean.

See you later BK, nice knowing you.

Maybe that was a bit mean, but did the person who mispelled the word need to label OP a 'fatass'?

I apologize if I've offended anyone, it wasn't my intention. :( It just annoys me when people throw insults around, and 'buy' is not exactly a hard word to spell correctly.

#28 - It was still completely superfluous to do that.

Thanks for moderating a good point

You yourself just threw an insult around?

Your weight should be none of her concern. I would personally make her pay the next grocery bill, seeing as you have nothing to eat, and she's eaten just about all of it.

I have a feeling that she's fatter than you.