Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML I agree, your life sucks 74303 I agree, your life sucks 74303 You deserved it 24448 You deserved it 24448 1 1 3 55 By TANT - / Sunday 22 March 2009 04:53 / United States
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of... I agree, your life sucks 28262 I agree, your life sucks 28262 You deserved it 7831 You deserved it 7831 96
Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus... I agree, your life sucks 42968 I agree, your life sucks 42968 You deserved it 3833 You deserved it 3833 58
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally... I agree, your life sucks 14020 I agree, your life sucks 14020 You deserved it 24282 You deserved it 24282 74
Today, the girl i am in love with drunk texted me that she loves me. That's the second time this has happened. She cannot even say she has feelings for... I agree, your life sucks 1180 I agree, your life sucks 1180 You deserved it 86 You deserved it 86 11
Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She sent me a link to a story online about a woman who abused her dog to the point of death and I didn’t vomit... I agree, your life sucks 1 I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 1
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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