Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML I agree, your life sucks 74324 I agree, your life sucks 74324 You deserved it 24458 You deserved it 24458 1 1 4 57 By TANT - / Sunday 22 March 2009 04:53 / United States
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML I agree, your life sucks 24121 I agree, your life sucks 24121 You deserved it 4145 You deserved it 4145 114
Today, I was suntanning outside, when I had a bout of nausea. I rushed to the toilet, hoping at all costs to just dry-heave it away. When I lifted the... I agree, your life sucks 26570 I agree, your life sucks 26570 You deserved it 2021 You deserved it 2021 126
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML I agree, your life sucks 62691 I agree, your life sucks 62691 You deserved it 4835 You deserved it 4835 146
Today I was chatting with the morbidly obese cleaner. After asking her if she had any time off over the holidays, she answered that she hadn't, but she... I agree, your life sucks 794 I agree, your life sucks 794 You deserved it 339 You deserved it 339 7
Today my mom told me she wasn't gonna pay for my trip (meant to be an Xmas present). I bought the tickets while on the phone with her verifying that the... I agree, your life sucks 1277 I agree, your life sucks 1277 You deserved it 136 You deserved it 136 12
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
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