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Don't worry about it... hopefully the investigator is just taking your parents' money and isn't even watching you. He just reports once a month that you haven't been killed or raped yet.

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just bc ur 25 doesnt mean ur boyfriend doesnt have the ability to rape u. theres even a higher chance at that age rather than a 16yr old relationship

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Some parents just have issues.. They think they are doing the best for you, but they are actually just screwing things up. Pack your stuff, leave and don't look back.

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omg it's mercy aaaaaaah! I'M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN EVAAAAAAR! mercy will you make babbies with me?

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You should totally get the investigator involved in your lives. it makes their job easier and you now have a new friend:) I've no idea why but the idea of making him your friend reminds me of Friends.

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So? "Some douchebag's parents hired me to keep an eye out for a girl's boyfriend. The idiot hasn't attempted rape or murder yet. FML"

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so tell me sir how does it feel to have failed so greatly? does it embarrass you that commentors will ROFLWAFFL at your lack of success?

I would flip shit if my parents did that. Now you should hire a private investigator to watch your parents all the time.

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"You are parents need to get a life" = what you just said. THIS, people, is why we need to spell things correctly.

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