Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "Find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my parents' entire marriage was a convoluted scheme to get them both permanently unfit to stand trial. I am genuinely scared to find out what they have planned. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Today, I was checking into a hotel with my boyfriend. A few minutes after we get to our room, the cops show up to our door asking to see some ID from the both of us. The hotel staff had called the cops on us because they thought I was underage and he was going to molest me. I'm 21 and he is 24. FML
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FerrariCake 2
Don't worry about it... hopefully the investigator is just taking your parents' money and isn't even watching you. He just reports once a month that you haven't been killed or raped yet.
AyeItsMobleyy 0
well, did he rape or kill you?
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Comments (115)
bethan1 4
Tell your bf to rape the PI. Problem solved;)
crymson 0
Maybe they have a reason to mistrust him. I mean, some parents are just effin crazy but who knows. Maybe they see something you dont. Your looking at him through rose colored glasses right now.
Cjmw 7
That's nice in a stalker-ish way :)
misfitSuperStar 0
Parents paraoid much?! fyl, op!!
kombucha_fml 8
omg that's crazy
SpaceMannn 0
i sure hope your bf isnt really a rapist.
hifatpeople 0
tell them theyre just adding to the danger and the investigator tried to seduce you :)
princessDee 0
I never really get parents like tat??wat if the PI ends up being a rapist or muder??then he knows ur whole life and kills u??hhhmmm the qustions tat haunt me haha!!:) but tat sucks!!!
SpaceMannn 0
your thinking too hard. ha
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#58. I will be your editor/teacher for a moment, and rewrite your comment to appear as if it were written by someone with at least half a brain and a basic grasp of the English language: "I never really understood parents like that. What if the PI ends up being a rapist or murderer? Then he knows your whole life and kills you! Hmmm... the questions that haunt me. Haha! :) But that sucks!" There were so many ******* corrections, I don't even want to bother putting an asterisk next to them. Notice the differences, and figure it out for yourself. And for #94: *you're
ILUVGAC 0
watch out op, HE COULD RAPE YOU IN THE BUTT!!!!
justsayfuck 5
You didn't tell me you had a 25 year old dating daughter? :o