Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML
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Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "Find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my parents' entire marriage was a convoluted scheme to get them both permanently unfit to stand trial. I am genuinely scared to find out what they have planned. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Today, I was checking into a hotel with my boyfriend. A few minutes after we get to our room, the cops show up to our door asking to see some ID from the both of us. The hotel staff had called the cops on us because they thought I was underage and he was going to molest me. I'm 21 and he is 24. FML
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FerrariCake 2
Don't worry about it... hopefully the investigator is just taking your parents' money and isn't even watching you. He just reports once a month that you haven't been killed or raped yet.
AyeItsMobleyy 0
well, did he rape or kill you?
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Comments (115)
Bloodberry 0
you never know when pedobear will strike again! He's still on the powl :0
brianjman14 23
When you see the PI following you, just shout "STALKER! STALKER!" in front of some cops and get him arrested.
Xavi89 0
wow! you should tell your Mom to give you the money she spent on Sherlock Holmes!
gaterneedshisgat 0
hahahaha I have the same problem
Never91 0
i can really understand you! my parents made the same thing with me 2 years ago (i was 17) and found out i had a boyfriend.... and they never wanted to tell me who he is. he's not actually an investigator, they spoke about him as a "friend". Your (our) life sucks.
The_Creeper_fml 8
Simple solution: have your boyfriend rape and kill your parents.
StevenSS 0
LOL wow
KGirl123 3
don't give mine ideas D:
hcovballer247 0
Sorry that sucks, my parents are also way to over protective and they will most likely do the same thing to my boyfriend when I am 25. Lol.
dontgiveacrap 0
That's not "overprotective" that's psychotic, controlling behavior.