Love: Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private...

By wtf - 15/08/2010 12:52 - United States

Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 23:43 - United Kingdom - Broseley

Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML

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Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name

By Emily - 17/09/2019 08:00

Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML

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By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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Prejudice

By howard1954 - 08/06/2015 15:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML

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Red flag

By Anonymous - 15/01/2014 18:25 - Italy - Pistoia

Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "Find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML

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By jerk_ex_boyfriend - 21/04/2013 13:33 - United States - Narberth

Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was checking into a hotel with my boyfriend. A few minutes after we get to our room, the cops show up to our door asking to see some ID from the both of us. The hotel staff had called the cops on us because they thought I was underage and he was going to molest me. I'm 21 and he is 24. FML

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Go away, creep

By Anonymous - 22/12/2020 05:02 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML

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FerrariCake 2

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:28

Don't worry about it... hopefully the investigator is just taking your parents' money and isn't even watching you. He just reports once a month that you haven't been killed or raped yet.

AyeItsMobleyy 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:11

well, did he rape or kill you?

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redrovaa 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:28

Restraining order sounds fabulous.

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:28

Don't worry about it... hopefully the investigator is just taking your parents' money and isn't even watching you. He just reports once a month that you haven't been killed or raped yet.

kemolegend907 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:29

bitch slap to parents...and then bitch PI for stalking you

fmlsxmakexmyxday 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:32

have the PI work on your side. Just have the PI take the money from your parents and have hot steamy sex with him and your bf. or at least let him watch.

daniferrr 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:32

Cool....your parents care. Maybe a little too much but get over it and talk to them. Problem solved.

FootballFreak4 3

Monday 16 August 2010 6:10

A little? try way too much. she's 25.

XxFallenbladexX 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:40

Controlling parents are impossible to be swayed, they are too stuborn, just like move to a different state

ohthebloodygore 16

Sunday 15 August 2010 22:01

Why can't the op just 'like' move to a different city?

bbaabobulz 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:41

well test your bf if his a rapist , if he is thank your parents , at least they care:D

juicy6487 4

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:47

I think overprotected is an understatement. You must be an only child. thats just crazy

knibbsy 4

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:48

What the hell, is this Meet The Parents and OP's dad is Robert De Niro?

Lorysa 11

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:54

Wow... even if you were under 18, that's way too overprotective. O_o Well, on the bright side, I don't know how much it costs to hire a PI but they're probably paying a big price for this strange paranoia of theirs. It's kind of odd, because they're worried about you getting raped, so their solution is to basically stalk you. xD