Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "Find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my parents' entire marriage was a convoluted scheme to get them both permanently unfit to stand trial. I am genuinely scared to find out what they have planned. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
Today, I was checking into a hotel with my boyfriend. A few minutes after we get to our room, the cops show up to our door asking to see some ID from the both of us. The hotel staff had called the cops on us because they thought I was underage and he was going to molest me. I'm 21 and he is 24. FML
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FerrariCake 2
Don't worry about it... hopefully the investigator is just taking your parents' money and isn't even watching you. He just reports once a month that you haven't been killed or raped yet.
AyeItsMobleyy 0
well, did he rape or kill you?
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Comments (115)
YourAverageP 0
Sue them
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for dating a rapist and murderer. YDI for having parents.
Alm0nds 0
can you blame parents for trying to protect their child?! and i agree with # 41
fishycanswim 0
It's always good to take precautions.
Abby_normal85 0
Just file charges against the PI and, if necessary, your parents for harassment. You're both 25 and able to make your own decisions.
fred88_fml 0
damn Americans, guess they will send you to therapy next hmm?
Phendraana 0
My parents did the same thing to me last year, and I'm 29. Some parents think they still have the right to act like 'mommies & daddies' way after their kids reach adulthood. Not cool. I've been dumped by guys because of my overbearing mom before too. I've lost several great guys just because my mom was a complete bitch to them. She thought they were "losers" just because they weren't doctors & lawyers. I no longer tell my mom about my love life, needless to say.
bontox 0
Dear OP, wait until dark…then MOVE!
little_but_mean 3
sadly i can see my mother doing that same thing op. only differance is im 16
little_but_mean 3
sadly i can see my mother doing that same thing op. only differance is im 16