Intimacy: Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while...

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 19:38 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By DisturbedMan - 15/01/2014 22:29 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By bunny - 12/10/2022 12:00

Today, as always, my mom slams every door she closes. I faint when I hear loud sounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Confinement is rough

By daisythebunny1988 - 25/03/2020 05:15

Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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Doortje 29

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:12

Did you try to rescue her with your super soaker?

thefallenoo 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:21

this just means you gotta do the same and scream next time so she realizes you can hear everything

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hideyoself 4

Monday 7 February 2011 2:19

maybe OP is a sadist and finds joy in killing animals to find out their 'dying sound'.

newjerseyguy 0

Monday 7 February 2011 2:20

my kind of woman

cupcakefacex 0

Monday 7 February 2011 2:24

that's quite disturbing...

Chuwy 0

Monday 7 February 2011 2:43

lol

foxgirl715 0

Monday 7 February 2011 2:54

o yea definitely fyl! I completely understand... Been through that!

attatood 8

Monday 7 February 2011 3:19

Bring home a screamer of your own and have a noise contest. Maybe if she hears you doing it she will be quieter herself.

misswendy_fml 0

Monday 7 February 2011 3:42

if your just now finding that out after all this time. either you need to move out or your mom hasn't had a good boinking in a looping time.

rhartwick 0

Monday 7 February 2011 4:36

I thought you were the one having sex with your mom at the beginning of that FML

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Monday 7 February 2011 4:50

Awkward enough, I read it as "dying donkey".

joker2980 0

Monday 7 February 2011 4:51

Sorry I'll tell her to keep it down next rofl

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