By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 19:38 - United States

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Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML
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Doortje 29

Did you try to rescue her with your super soaker?

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thefallenoo 0

this just means you gotta do the same and scream next time so she realizes you can hear everything

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TrollsHaveSouls 0

that's wat he said

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

How many monkeys did you kill to find this out?! Douche.

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pimplayer 0

dying monkeys lmao

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funnyFMLSplz 0

tell her to stop having sex? or use ear plugs

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krazy_glu3 0

hah if someone told me to stop having sex cause I was too loud I'd say screw them!! I'm not quiting my sex to make someone happy. just leave the house!!!!! talk a walk or something?

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SchiTzenGiglez 0

I killed a monkey once, i feel your pain. hate those little bastards

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wisericky 12

im starting to hate monkeys, they keep stealing my perks :(

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funnyFMLSplz 0

LOL ASCENSION FTW

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Doortje 29

Did you try to rescue her with your super soaker?

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my2centsworth 15

I was going to ask nearly the same question. Seeing your comment made me laugh.

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derpherp 0

Bwahahaha ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

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DahkLohd 4

Tragically, the OP was too late - I had already soaked his mom by the time he arrived. :D

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newnew8 0

dortje- haha nice dahklohd -hahaha thats funny

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jammyjam1234 0

how do you now what a dieing mockey sounds like?

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ramboman19 8

it sounds like her mom. lmao

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MrsLender_fml 3

I don't think anyone knows what a "dieing mockey" sounds like.

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newnew8 0

haha mrslender - that made me laugh. jammyjam1234 clearly can't spell :p

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ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Even though the spelling is wrong , it's pretty simple to figure ou what he means . but nice sarcasm :)

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thefallenoo 0

this just means you gotta do the same and scream next time so she realizes you can hear everything

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Ozmat 0

considering it's a guy that would be fairly odd

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WallyTheWombat 0

Then he needs to start watching some **** and crank up the volume. Don't do anything though incase she decides to walk in, but after a while, shut it off and go outside your room and sigh a sigh of satisfaction. Then go and touch a bunch of things in the fridge.

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Lounia_fml 8

So, you've heard a monkey die? Do your parents own a zoo or do you guys live in the jungle?

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TrollsHaveSouls 0

did u join in with them and 69?

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ilovesexywomen 0

well atleast you know she doesn't worry about bikini waxes!!

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